I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie




Liam and Sophia at the airport in Las Vegas - 21.09.2014 (x)

she is sooo cute


you know what is really scary is that people i follow may have already been invited to some secret 1989 related event but they aren’t allowed to tell us and oh man that freaks me out so much

it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

—(via kokeshi—doll)

Anonymous asked: i would suck your nipples with enough force to make you cum on yourself.


If you seriously believe sucking a woman’s nipples like a Dyson vacuum cleaner is enough to make her orgasm, you are going to make a career out of disappointing women in bed. 


i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

So ya’ll mad about Sam Pepper, but Shane Dawson does blackface, says the n-word, and has an entire character dedicated to making fun of black women.

—(via eveningoutwithyourgirlfr13nd)



My ears hear what others cannot hear; small faraway things people cannot normally see are visible to me. These senses are the fruits of a lifetime of longing, longing to be rescued, to be completed. Just as the skirt needs the wind to billow, I’m not formed by things that are of myself alone…This is me. Just as a flower does not choose its color, we are not responsible for what we have come to be…